Too Sober For This Shit
S / Black
$29.99
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Too Sober For This Shit
$29.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from Center Back), in | 16.75 | 17.75 | 18.75 | 19.75 | 20.75 | 21.75 | 22.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
This soft, lightweight tie-dye tee tells it just like it really is... you're too sober for this shit. It sits comfortable and breathable against the skin, stretches at the neck without losing shape, and moves easily from a low-key house hang to a noisy bar patio. Slip it on with faded jeans or lounge pants and let the tee do the talking when you’re keeping things low-energy but still part of the scene.
Product features
- 100% cotton for soft, breathable comfort
- Lightweight fabric (5.4 oz/yd²) — airy but durable
- 1x1 ribbed collar for stretch and shape retention
- Tear-away label for scratch-free wear
- Back neck tape for added durability and clean finish
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron