Drink Malort, Eat Ass, Hail Satan, & Fu*k Trump
Black / S
$24.99
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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings a raw, underground edge to everyday wear. The relaxed silhouette and soft, lived-in color make it feel like an instant favorite. The front features a jagged, gothic-styled text graphic that reads like a manifesto—confrontational and unfiltered—so it fits into wardrobes that favor punk, street, and DIY energy. Wear it layered under a denim jacket for shows, paired with worn-in jeans for late-night hangs, or alone when you want your stance to speak loud and clear. The fabric softens with every wash, the tubular knit keeps the shape clean, and the sewn-in label keeps the neckline comfortable. This is for people who value substance over polish and like their clothes to carry attitude as much as function.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight but softens with wear
- Garment-dyed finish for vintage texture and muted color depth
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, durable silhouette
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting construction
- Available S–4XL with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Drink Malort, Eat Ass, Hail Satan, & Fu*k Trump
$24.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight but softens with wear
- Garment-dyed finish for vintage texture and muted color depth
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, durable silhouette
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting construction
- Available S–4XL with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean